Fish Inches
It's All About How You Measure Up
Finally, a game where size really does matter... or does it?
Let's be honest, we've all been there.
You know the drill. Someone tells a story, and suddenly, everything gets a little... bigger. A little more impressive. A little harder to believe.
Welcome to Fish Inches, the card game that celebrates the fine art of exaggeration. It’s where the only thing longer than your fish story is the collective doubt in the room. Get ready for a game of clever claims, strategic bluffing, and genuinely hilarious reveals that will have you and your friends questioning everything.
What's Your Angle?
In Fish Inches, you'll secretly manage a hand of diverse Fish Cards, each with its own size, type, color, and unique characteristics. But the real game isn't just about what you have – it's about what you can convince everyone else you've got.
Each round, a Trophy Card throws down a new gauntlet: "Largest Purple Fish," "Most Spotted," or perhaps "Longest Total Inches." You'll place your cards down (face down, naturally), declare your mighty catch, and try to win the bid. But watch out for that knowing glance across the table...
Bluff, Boast, and Brave the Call.
Do you really have that monster catch, or is that just wishful thinking? Other players are always lurking, ready to "Call a Fish Story!" If they challenge your claim, you'll have to reveal your hand. Get caught in a lie, and there's a price to pay. But pull off a masterful deception, and that coveted Trophy Card is yours for the bragging rights! Just remember, pointing fingers when you're wrong has its own awkward consequences.
Why You'll Be hooked (and maybe a little embarrassed):
Hilariously Relatable: It taps into that universal human tendency to... embellish.
Sharp, Strategic Bluffing: Master the art of the poker face (and the poker hand).
Quick & Clever: Each round is fast-paced, full of tension, and ripe for unexpected turns.
Perfect for Game Night: Expect genuine laughs, suspicious stares, and plenty of "did they really just say that?" moments.
Family-Friendly Fun (with an NSFW expansion planned for even more adult humor!)